Any Person who says Lol at the end of a text A white guy named mike
Mike: Well, IDK lol
Lilliana: YOU ARE SUCH A SIMP
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A word only used by clammy, immature little boys that are too virgin to acknowledge communication with a female. They often use this word to shun a fellow bro for putting on his big boy pants by interacting with the opposite gender.
Derek: *holds door for a girl*
Tadpole: โsImP SiMp!โ
Fellow baby frogs: โhEhE Dereks a siMpโ
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Usually a male
People like to think that females would die to have a simp and, I can say this as I am a female, this is not true. Simps can get rather annoying and aggressive if provoked in a certain way. Please, simps, control yourself and find yourself in the mental state of your actual age.
Guy 1 - Hey, man, did you hear?
Guy 2 - What?
Guy 1 - Tony's a simp!
Guy 2 - Say that word again and I'll hurt you.
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An acronym for Squrrels In My Pants
Person 1: Tell me whats making you jump like that?
Person 2: SIMP squirrels in pants!
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Deon is really ditching homies for that sid the sloth looking bitch what a simp
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Someone (male) choosing Hoes before Bros.
Someone (male) obssesing over a girl.
Deku is being such a simp.
Stop being a simp towards Puppet!
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