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One who talks, smells, and appears sloppy, while under the influence of alcohol.
My lord, Vahamaa got sloppy drunk off of whiskey last night.
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When you get done having a blowjob and you stick your wet slimy dick in your sexual partener's ear
I gave that bitch a mean sloppy susie last night for back talking me!
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When you ejaculate into a condom during sex, remove the condom, tie it up, and proceed to force your partner to eat it.
"That molly girl is such a slut!"
"Yea i made her eat a sloppy pierogi last night."
"Good. She deserved it."
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An extremely wet, sloppy, normally black vagina. It can be defined by holding a colander up to it, and if the moist flesh drips through, but stays in tact, then it is a sloppy giuseppi, or an SG.
Matt: What's Charelottes pussy like?
Jamie: Oh it's a real sloppy giuseppi
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sloppy bjoe. what it is a a semi-contraction of a the words sloppy joe (the food) and sloppy bj(a sloppy blow job) when you write out sloppy bjoe you cover up the "oe" so it says sloppy bj and its funny, but if someone who does not have the same sense of humor walks by, you cover the "b" so it looks like your talking about sloppy joe!!!
Phil: (holds up sign "Sloppy Bjoe and covers oe")
Chris: LOLZ!!!!!! your hilarious Phil!!! OH NO!!! HERE COMES THAT BITCH YOLANDA!!! SHE WOULD NOT FIND THIS PARTICULAR SUBJECT VERY AMUSING!!!
Phil: Dont worry (covers up "b")
Yolanda: thank goodness that dosnt say sloppy BJ or i might have become disgruntled
Chris: nice save Phil, that whore could have ruined all the fun
*HIGH FIVE!!!*
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When you ejaculate on your hand during intercourse and you slap your partner.
Johnny : so earlier we was doin' the nasty right...
Kevin : Yeah
Johnny : and I was like yo jenny, lemme try this new move called the sloppy jalopy
Johnny : she was like what the fuck is that
Johnny : I tell her its this new crazy that everybodys doing so she says ok
Johnny : so then I like ejaculated in my hand and like slapped her in the face
Kevin : .......
Johnny : yeah man it was fucking raw I tell ya
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adj:Someone whose body shape doesn't fall under the regular catergories of body shapes. i.e pear shaped, hour glass triangle, inverted triangle.
Keisha: I saw Jenny at the beach...she was wearing a 2 pc.
Denise: Her ole' sloppy body self should have never worn that!
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