To cover ones penis with a used sock, then placing the sock on top of a friend or sleeping person to provide comic relief.
"Hey Cameron, I gave Braden the Socked-Foot last night."
"Dude that's sick."
When there is no toilet paper left and you have to sacrifice a sock
Mate get me some tp
We got none do a Shitty sock
A diseased vagina that is so raw and inflamed, it looks like as though the woman fucked a Christmas tree.
Omg I was gonna go down on Ashely but she had a pine sock. I swear a baby Jesus was hanging out of it.
The philosophical principle that all human acts and behaviors are driven by the instinct to make a profit from selling "a thing." Originally coined after popular Youtuber Olga Key changed her entire channel's format to promote her line of socks.
Example: Get Instagram famous to promote your line of clothing; Start a free podcast with the intention of eventually starting a Patreon with exclusive content.
Once I've made enough fans and supporters I can start selling socks and make a real living!
A crude flail like weapon crafted within seconds, usually used by someone in a very desperate and dire situation.
Often used when you have no other weapon. Usually people take a sock off, drop a rock in it and then they have a weapon.
Ay bruh, we was bout to jump that dude but he ripped off his sock and tied off a rock in the end of it. Rock in a sock be a crazy mad weapon bruh.
If you ain't got a weapon you gonna pick up a rock in a sock.
Rock in a sock is a prison style weapon like the slock.
A lame, pointless pocket on a shirt that serves no purpose.
"That's not a pocket, it's a fuck sock."
A sock dedicated to ejaculating into.
Jimmy, mom found the cum sock.