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The phrase summarizes the process of a woman masturbating.
I never expected Sandra to be a girl who will beat the squirrel while watching porn.
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Someone that is very annoying and stupid.
Girl 1 : Joey has been getting on my nerves all day!
Girl 2 : Ugh, he's such a mangled Squirrel
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A hairy turd.
Your shit looks like a sewer squirrel.
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An urban mystical beast that is often seen thrusting acorns. This savage beast is constantly sexually active. It seeks out it's soulmate, a fellow squirrel. This squirrel is extremely irresponsible which is why he loses his walnuts. This mystical beast loves munching on acorns. He also loves singing. If this mystical beast is seen in public scream Shayrine to piss it off.
Boy: "Damn look at that... its shayan the squirrel"
Girl: "Is it munching on acorns"
Boy: "I think so... oh its munching on another squirrel"
Girl: "Shayrine is back baby!"
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When a persons breath smells like they have been sucking dick and swallowing nut all night. They way a squirrels breath would smell like after carrying nuts in its mouth.
Guy 1 "whats up with Angie? she straight up gots SQUIRREL BREATH this morning"
Guy 2 " that hoe was out sucking dick last night. Who knows how many fools busted a nut in her mouth."
Guy 1 " no wonder, now thats what i call SQUIRREL BREATH!"
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Grabbing another person's testicles in a malicious manner.
My brother joe gave me a squirrel grab and now my stomach hurts
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(Also kicking the squirrel)
1. Sometimes when you get high, you think "kicking the squirrel" is a horrific sex act.
2. A group of friends in a relaxing gathering of smoking pot and talking about horrific sex acts.
Today we all got together at Ambers to kick the squirrel.
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