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squirrel grab

Grabbing another person's testicles in a malicious manner.

My brother joe gave me a squirrel grab and now my stomach hurts

by d1ck lopper October 13, 2013


kick the squirrel

(Also kicking the squirrel)
1. Sometimes when you get high, you think "kicking the squirrel" is a horrific sex act.

2. A group of friends in a relaxing gathering of smoking pot and talking about horrific sex acts.

Today we all got together at Ambers to kick the squirrel.

by kittiesbutts March 08, 2016


the wooden squirrel

The act of a squirrel getting raped in the ass by a giant log.

the wooden squirrel is sexy

by trippyskippy January 12, 2011


Mangled Squirrel

Someone that is very annoying and stupid.

Girl 1 : Joey has been getting on my nerves all day!

Girl 2 : Ugh, he's such a mangled Squirrel

by Squirrelo0 November 07, 2020


beat the squirrel

The phrase summarizes the process of a woman masturbating.

I never expected Sandra to be a girl who will beat the squirrel while watching porn.

by Capitis Deminutio Maxima September 01, 2010


sewer squirrel

A hairy turd.

Your shit looks like a sewer squirrel.

by hairyshitstorm January 28, 2012


Squirrel on a stick

Hobo sexual act in a gazebo.

Hey baby I'll give you that squirrel on a stick..

by Zhivalicious August 29, 2016