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A squirt of hand sanitizer for one's hands.
Person A: Hey dude, can I get a Covid squirt please?
Person B: I gotchu bro! (as he hands over the hand sanitizer)
What a desperate whore says now that most cities are in phase one and loves cum.
Michelle: Fuck yeah, i dont give a flying fuck if this dude has a 4-inch dick or not, he can give me a Covid squirt in my pink and stink.
ur brain dead and ur a dumb ass who likes eating ur moms shit
"poopy in mama squirt on me ugh"
this is when you rub your pickle to the point you're ceiling squirting.
"Chad! Are you ceiling squirting again? I'll go get the towels"
the best squirt candy next to wareed's and recently
"bro do you want a wareed's or a squirt patch"
The same exact technique as giving a woman the shocker. But the person giving the Bert Squirt is missing part of their pinky finger. Therefore instead of " Two in the pink and one in the stink", it is Two in the pink and half in the stink. This technique is satisfying to both partners because the partner on the receiving end is enjoying a half pinky with no fingernail being lodged up her butthole, while the partner on the giving end is feeling the woman's stink wrinkles pucker like a hummingbird heart all over his damaged nerve endings sending them both into squirt mode.
I gave my wife the Bert squirt last night, now the ceiling in our bedroom looks like a jackson pollock painting with a black light on!
1. majick liquids that generate enormous profit
Computer salesman are good at marketing squirt-pumps.