steaming pile of cock

This is when someone is tricked into looking at anothers large flacid cock and balls in a cold environment. The owner of the pile of cock must first engage in a physical activity to ensure that his cock and balls are hot sweaty and steaming. This can be achieved by playing table tennis with a few friends.

I was tricked into coming into the meat freezer when I was met by a huge steaming pile of cock.

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Dutch Steam bath

The act of cutting a fart in a hot shower while some else is in the bathroom. Allowing the hot steam to magnify the stench.

Most effective with the door is closed and the other person can not hear it; such as when listening to loud music.

I was brushing my teeth this morning and my wife gave me a Dutch Steam Bath; it smelled like death

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steam-n-stream

The sometimes sexual act of first excreting fecal matter upon someone's chest, Cleveland steamer style, and then urinating into his or her mouth. It can also be an act of disgracing someone that is hated by the person defecating upon the other participant.

1. I knocked Carl the fuck out and then I steam-n-streamed all over that douchebag.

2. Mary loved it when she got that steam-n-stream right on her chest and then a long distance shot into her mouth.

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Full Head Of Steam

Phrase. To be seriously, dangerously and hilariously drunk.

Not location-specific; out with friends, on a date, at work - nowhere is safe from one of the lads getting a full head of steam up and running riot.

Interchangeable with;
- Massive Head Of Steam Up
- Fully Steamed

Superlative;
- World Record Head Of Steam Up

- Hey, did you see Ross last night?

- OMG yeah, he had a full head of steam up - I think he got arrested!
- What for?
- Everything...

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a steam-shovelled cunt

see Norman Sheun

"Norman Sheun?"
"Yeah hi, is a Steam-Shovelled Cunt there?"
"no, no, nobody here by that name, mate"

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Detroit Steam Engine

When you fart in a girls mouth, quickly you insert your penis in her mouth so the fart (steam) blows out her nose.

"... dude I had gastric pain all day but its okay, because I gave your mom a Detroit steam engine... she blew it out her nose like a smoke stack."

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Steaming Tea Kettle

A combination of Hot Carl (Cleveland Steamer version), Tea Bagging, and Golden Shower at the same time. In other words, releasing waste in both ways, and being pleased scrotally.

It's the Steaming Tea Kettle! Tip me over, and pour me out!

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