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when you see an older woman with a real tight body, meaning she is real old as is the stanley steamer
Wow check out that Stanley Steamer walking over there
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New nickname for LeBron James
dude: "LeBron chose Miami?"
Other Dude: "Yeah, he pulled a real Cleveland Steamer"
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n. When a prostitute (or any other unsavory lady) takes a shit on you.
I haven't had anyone shit on me recently... I think I'll see if I can find an escort to give me a tramp steamer.
That skank from biology gave me a tramp steamer last nite. I had to take three showers afterwards.
He was so drunk that he actually asked a nun to give him a tramp steamer.
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To take a Dump... And or a Shit.
That's about it.
tha malcontent
I am going to Chap a Steamer on this Camping Trip, and I will use the ShitMaster 5000 to do it.
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While banging a chick in a hot room the male pees directly in her mouth and watches the steam rise ultimately making her orgasm and see stars.
In order to successfully perform the sunquam star steamer you must turn up the heat and close all the rooms doors. make sure you hydrate the morning before attempting this difficult yet satisfying activity in the bed room.
1. The act of being unusually nice or pleasant to a person, as that person is simultaneously being dumped upon, blown off or otherwise snubbed.
2. An inappropriately apathetic or hostile response to a thoughtful or kind gesture.
Airline {In a warm, syrupy prerecorded voice}: Your flight from Reno to Chicago was due to depart in an hour. We took the liberty of canceling that flight just a few minutes ago. You needn't thank us now, but we made arrangements to complete your trip by rerouting you via Portland, Maine late tomorrow. It will add only a few hours in a crowded plane to your vacation!! And have a great day!!
Jim (to wife): "Crap. The airline just handed us a modified Cleveland Steamer."
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when u are having a three some and you fuck one girl up the ass n all the nasty shit juices soak's in to your dick skin and u fling it at girl #1s stomach and then girl #2 shits all over Girl #1
ROB: yo u no that dude kinkey kelly?
JOHN: is that the dude from that movie?
ROB: yeah it is you no he give stanly steamers now.
JOHN: WTF thats some kinkey shit
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