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When you do something you know you shouldn't do, "the voice in your head says STOP!"but you do it anyway, then get caught.
Never spit into the wind. It's a windy day and you coughed up something that needs to be out of your body. Take a deep breath and let it fly. It turns back and hits you in the leg or someone else. "Hey I'm so sorry I must have had a stupid attack"
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Applies particularly to retail work. When the store is so busy that both the customers and the employees seem to lose intelligence aka "get stupider." This makes work that much more difficult and thus seem more busy.
The store got stupid-busy today; nobody had a clue what was happening.
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A disparaging term used to describe the impaired and generally short-sighted decisions made by folks who move through their lives powered by their dearly beloved cannabinoids.
I’ve watched closely as this profoundly pot stupid couple repeatedly elevates their sensory experiences above making meaningful plans that make any actual sense.
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A state of horniness in which a person can think of nothing else but how horny they are, and therefore are not a productive member of society.
Jacob: "Man I was stupid horny all last night and couldn't get any studying done."
Jennifer: "We've all been there."
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A person who is so smart that it's stupid. This phrase defines a level of intelligence that shouldn't be possible or a level of intelligence and wisdom that is very rare. This phrase does not just define a person who thinks outside of the box, but it defines someone who goes a level beyond that which breaks the conventional thought pattern of human wisdom.
A lot of people misuse this word and think that it means a person who is stupid that tries to act smart, but that's not what this phrase means. The reason 'stupid' goes before 'smart' is because it enhances the word smart. There are levels of smart like: very smart, insanely smart, and finally stupid smart. Since stupid is the polar opposite of smart it means that the phrase "stupid smart" is the highest level of smart that exists as a phrase.
Damon has an IQ of 300, that guy stupid-smart.
Cassandra is stupid-smart, she just discovered how to solve every manmade problem since creation of time.
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Consolation found by mediocre people, in the stupidity of celebrities and people in power.
Stupid is awesome because it makes guys like me look smart.
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Used by white 12 year old fat wannabe gangsters on the internet.
wannabeganster: "bru shut up stupid ahh"
guy1: "the hell is this kid talking about bro? he sounds like a retard"
guy2: "yeah he's definitely a retard"
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