liquid suicide

Bleach, chloroform, clorox and all that other stuff.

Sadly liquid suicide was the most reasonable option at the moment...

Cause Of Suicide

1) Homework
2) Mood changes
3) Depression

one of those 3 is the true cause of suicide

game suicide

When you make yourself die in a game on purpose. Usually when you are going to lose anyways.

I always commit game suicide when I'm playing plants vs zombies.

Little Suicide

Self-induced orgasm

Holding her phone with one hand, she discussed deviant sex and committed the little suicide with the other.

When she was forced to spend weeks away from her One True Love, she distracted herself with a little suicide. Over and over.

Food Suicide

food so good make you wanna kill yourself

the foods so good you’ll wanna commit food suicide

Suicide Orgy

When a lot of depressed people get together and talk about offing themselves together. Usually used in a joking manner.

"Omg, I'm so depressed.."
"Me too!"
"Same!"
"Ikr! This should be a suicide orgy!"

poop suicide

poop suicide is when you shit yourself to death

me: "Where's Jojo?"

tyler: "he died from poop suicide last week"
me: "damn thats shitty"