Cause Of Suicide

1) Homework
2) Mood changes
3) Depression

one of those 3 is the true cause of suicide

Suicide Doors

The act of rolling your shorts into a thong and placing your nuts out of the right side and the ween out of the left side to portray the appearance of a Lamborghini with suicide doors.

Bro, stunt on them; and hit 'em with the suicide doors!

Food Suicide

food so good make you wanna kill yourself

the foods so good you’ll wanna commit food suicide

Suicide Orgy

When a lot of depressed people get together and talk about offing themselves together. Usually used in a joking manner.

"Omg, I'm so depressed.."
"Me too!"
"Same!"
"Ikr! This should be a suicide orgy!"

suicide circle

where you sit in a circle of three of more people and each person shoots the one to the left or right of them... (yes, we know it doesn't work)

Dude, life sucks. Want to have a suicide circle?

Suicide Circle

Usual highway roundabout. Called so because if travelled through too fast, your car will have the tendency to (a) fly over the outside curb, or (b) if you open the door to reclose or have Suicide doors, if you fall out, the rear tire on the drivers side RUNS OVER YOUR HEAD, thus comitting suicide by automobile.

Jim: i hate suicide circles, they fail.
Joe: For sure, its suicide if you go too fast.

liquid suicide

Bleach, chloroform, clorox and all that other stuff.

Sadly liquid suicide was the most reasonable option at the moment...