Sus Straight

the straight in the friend group of gays who just gives off very homo energy

Haley- I’m gay

Natalee- I’m gay
Sarah- I’m gay
Jessica (who wears flannels, enjoys her kiwis and just screams lesbian)- i’m straight
all- 🤨
Natalie- She’s a sus straight

su&tmm

Acronym for Shut Up and Take My Money.

"Some amazing new invention? SU&TMM!"

Random sus

A random sus is a person who is suspicious and random

Red is a random sus

sus amongus

when the imposter is sus

amongus dababy lessssss goooooooooo i have stage 4 cancer sus amongus yes

sus squad

The sus squad are a group of people that are obsessed with Minecraft and Minecraft youtubers like TommyInnit. They will go out in public dressed as dream and will not understand why they are sus. To identify one you will find them saying pog, poggers or pogchamp.

boy:" oh its the sus squad"
sus squad: *starts singing mask by dream* "thats what the mask is, thats what the point of the mask is"
boy: *throws rocks at them*
sus squad: *starts playing your new boyfriend by wilbur soot* "HES IN YOUR BED IM IN YOUR TWITCH CHAT"

alemao is sus

a guy that pulls up absolutely no bitches, 0%, not even one single bitch,

alemao is sus is an absolute menace for society

su-fu

an abbreviation of "super-futile". pronounced "sue-foo"
used to refer to situations that are either not worth continuing to dedicate energy, time or resources towards, or when you're just fucking fed up.

can be used in the event of something happening to you that you have no control over, and that is completely screwing you over.

So, did you convince your boyfriend to stop acting like a bro? Not even, it's su-fu.