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The sex beater system is a replacement for standard currency, instead using sex in exchange for goods and services. How much each person's sex is worth would be determined by a sex grade level (or overall sexiness). Different values and forms (frontal, oral, anal or nasal) would be the equivalent of cents and dollars.
I support the usage of the sex barter system instead of paper currency.
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The 5 letter system is essentially LGBTQ: 5 letters. The 5 letter system is broken when a person sexual identity starts with a letter other than one of the 5 letters.
I have a friend that is gay, but it's fine by me, because it respects the 5-letter system.
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huge ass rocket by nasa, uses 2 giant boosters and 4 weird small engines which shoot out hot gas and won't fly till like 2023
"So, sir, when do you expect the Space Launch System to launch?"
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"Ah, shit, here we go again."
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A clean disconnect when you poop, no need for a wipe.
Toilet paper was spotless, I'm working the system.
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A great system for making particles, and very versatile. I heard someone overthrew the government with it.
Dani: You've never heard of Unity's Particle System? It's a great system for making particles.
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when one is defecating and feels the urge to urinate in consequence
dude i was taking a huge dukie and i felt the need to let all systems go
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Idiots who think hust because a song is trying to make a political point it sounds good. Generaly instigated by a lack of an educated taste in music, or inspired by peers and therefore sanctified as "cool".System of a down is repetative meaningless bullshit. Often the fans dont care about the political points and like the screaming and emo-like crap.
1.James liked system of a down, so that made Chris like system of a down, which made Ross like System of a down. He's a system of a down fan
2Ross likes SOAD, but that doesnt count coz hes a stupid oaf.
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