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A Person who becomes overly enthusiastic about celebratory events: Birthdays, Christmas, Easter, New Year’s Eve, St Patricks Day, Halloween, Valentine’s Day, Pancake Day, Pirate Day, Australia Day.
Common behaviour characteristics include putting up decorations, spending excessive amounts of money on presents, wearing birthday sashes or badges, cooking special celebration food, setting up the Christmas tree on the 1st of December, wearing associated coloured clothes, singing Christmas carols. Even if this behaviour isolates them from the group they continue to try and persuade others to conform to their happy ways.
In extreme cases the 'Celebration Person' may develop 'celebration princess syndrome' (CPS), they will become extremely upset if variables of the celebration are not perfect. If an individual you know has CPS always ensure that you comply with their ridiculous demands. And beware because 84% will transform into a bridezilla.
Person 1: "Why is Emily making St Patrick's Day cupcakes?"
Person 2: "She is a celebration person."
Person 1: " Oh Sh*t we better make sure we get her a cake for her birthday, she might have CPS!"
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a person who doesn’t mind getting a little fucked up once in a while! Eh fuck that, a person who doesn’t mind getting a lotta fucked up all the time!!!!
“if their a party person, I prolly fuck wit them”
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When one of the boys wants to smash a girl but has to inform them discreetly
Bro 1: “Hey look it’s her”
Her: “Hi”
Her: remains in the same vicinity
Bro 2: looks at bro 1
Bro 2: “she got a nice personality”
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Someone you miss, you really miss
Hey I miss you, you're my Red person
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The person reading this....
IS A HOE AND DESERVES IT EVERYTIME THEY ARE COCKBLOCKED
some random girl(or whoever you are attracted to): *minding their own business*
the person reading this: well hello bb girl u lookin real fine today may I ask-
me: FUCK OFF YOU HOE
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Wikipedia, is a non- profit online encyclopedia, created 100% for free, with articles written and edited by educated minds around the world, who are nice enough to share their opinions for free.
The fuckin cunts who created Wikipedia however, Jimmy dicksucker, thinks it's ok to post advertising on a website that he didn't do shit to create aside from writing the HTML coding. Advertising asking for users to donate!!!!! What a cheap fuck, donate so this uppety motherfucker can by himself a new house.... you didnt make shit Jimmy so stop taking the credit and stop trying to steal peoples money you cheap fuck.
Stu: man that guy is so cheap, he didn't even tip his waitress... on a 350$ bill!
John: yeah, must be that cheapass dirtbag who founded Wikipedia, I can't believe they posted personal appeal's asking for donations.
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Someone who is really fat, for example, VC who never stops eating.
I saw a fat person the other day. His name was Onix11.
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