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The erection you receive while excreting feces from your anus.
Also can be Shitboner or Shitbonér if you're French.
I was taking a shit this morning and then out of nowhere--BAM!--I got a shit boner.
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Not just those are shit tits or you have shit tits but I would literally rather eat shit than look at your tits
They are that bad
I can't see you anymore you have shit tits
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The keystone shit holds all the other poop in place. Once the keystone poop falls, the entire doo-doo infrastructure will eventually follow. The keystone is the densest shit and thus requires the most attention and concentration.
Sweating on the toilet, I put on the Led Zeppelin song "When the Levee Breaks" and waited for the keystone shit to drop.
a phrase said to add emphasis to a situation. It is most often used when frustrated or annoyed.
"shit motherfucker fuck shit!!!"
"damn girl that is a shit motherfucker fuck shit situation!!!"
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Defecating inside your sleeping arrangement, accidentally or intentionally.
Mason woke up and realized he had soiled himself. After removing his shorts, stepping in them and stumbling around, he realized he had shit the tent and fled into the woods, completely naked.
Highly acidic diarrhea resulting from spicy food or stomach upset.
GAAAWD, I am shitting lava after the Burrito buffet!
The chairman of the FCC AKA the fuckhole that's responsible for making the most devastating decision known to the internet.
Damn you a shit pie for ruining the internet with your bullshit.