Female Spanish Teacher

A legit psychopath who has done at least one of these things: barks at you, threatens you, has a criminal record, or is going through a mid-life crisis.

My female spanish teacher, Profe, finna throw me out of a ventana.

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Gym Teacher's Grandma

The most powerful thing known to man.

Gym Teacher: "My grandma could run faster, lift more, and do anything better than you."
Gym Teacher's Grandma is STRONG

that annoying bitch teacher

thinks they own the school

that annoying bitch teacher is the worst teacher ever

angry school teacher

Where you are messing around in class and the teacher proceeds to give you a blow job

Last lesson my tecacher became an angry school teacher

crazy music teacher

A crazy music teacher is someone who takes an unnatural liking to his/her music students. Very rare.

Girl: "Man, Mr. Miller is crazy!"
Boy: "Yeah, he's a crazy music teacher."

frumpy art teacher

A teacher whom you dislike no matter what they teach or what they look like.

"Wow she's such a frumpy art teacher. It's the day before christmas break and she gave us an essay on the geometry of areodynamics...bitch."

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Charlie Brown Teacher

Any speech that has been slurred from drunkenness, distorted by lousy loudspeakers, or just rendered incomprehensible by other means. Refers to the "whaa-whaa-whaa" trombone effect from old Peanuts TV specials, indicating when an adult was speaking. Originally used in this context Feb. '06 on the DCRTV.COM (Washington area radio and television) website .

(Loudspeakers at Philadelphia's 30th Street Amtrak station) "Whaa-whaa-whaa Track 6".

Ed: Sounds like they hired a Charlie Brown Teacher to do the announcements.

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