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A game where 3 or more people enter an air-tight room or closet and open a can of Tear Gas. The last person standing (left in the room) wins.
"Nick is such a puss! He only lasted 10 second in Tear Gas Chicken!"
"Yea dude, I heard he had a panic attack and had to leave!"
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The athletic pants with the buttons up the side that douche bag jocks like to wear on a normal day probably thinking they will get in a situation that they will need to rip off their pants.
Harry: "Becky just said she told me to meet her in the bathroom for a blow job, its good I wore my tear away pants for easy access ;)"
Dick: "You're such a douche"
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Making someone cry and then using their tears as lubrication to masturbate. Used to show pleasure taken from humiliating another.
Dude, Brian so totally deserved that tear jerker.
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1) When u laugh so hard, tears come down your leg.
2) Something to be very afraid of. This amount of tears could drown cities
1) OMG LEG TEARS! THAT WAS HILARIOUS!
2) RUN, LEG TEARS EVERYWHERE!!
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Perform an Angry Dragon but plug your partner's nose.
Full definition:
While receiving a blow job, before you ejaculate plug your partner's nose, and at the point of cumming slap down hard on the back of your partner's head. They will gag, but since the nose is plugged the semen will come out of the tear-ducts. Making your partner look like an angry dragon, with tears.
NOTE: Pull your penis out of your partner's mouth immediately after, the shock should keep him/her from biting down.
I wanted to do something really special for my girlfriend, so when she was giving me a blowjob I gave her an Angry Dragon Tear. I think I get a badge for it, because it is extremely rare.
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A phrase used usually by an older man, when shit just dosent work out for him, like finding a job,dealing with
hi wife or children, or when he can't find the remote ECT.
A. Hey Karen I just had a shitty day at work and all I want to do is watch T.V. do you know where the remote is?
B. Sorry Jim you had it last, did you look in your Lazy Boy?
A. Just Fuck me to Tears
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VERB: urinate, micturate, do a wee-wee
Keep an eye on my drink, I've got to go and shed a tear for Nelson
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