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The feeling that one might receive in the few days before their birthday; this feeling might include the urge to cornobble one’s friend after being wished a “happy birthday”. An overall wish to sit at home, isolated, while eating jars of Nutella with a spoon
“Why is she acting so bitchy?”
“Her birthday’s in two days; she’s in the midst of her birthweek depression”
A series of clickbait thumbnails found at the end of an article on a webpage, generally taunting leaked pictures of celebrities, DIY cures for genetic diseases and simple recipes to become a millionaire (or whatever your browsing history says you're in lack of).
- Dude, what I don't get is how everybody else seems to be successfully navigating the vagaries of life while I remain eternally stuck in mediocrity.
- Don't tell me. You've been staring at a Depression Matrix again.
When you are sad all the time but like not really depressed
Yeah I been having diet depression
this happens when your girlfriend doesn't send at least one lewd picture a day
me: can i have a photo
her: no!
me: i now have Crippling depression
the feeling you get when you think about Daniel Howell and how cute and funny and smol he is. this feeling mostly comes from watching videos like Hello Internet, Butterfingers and Procrastination. side effects are a lot like Noah depression (sqealing, fangirling, crying, wanting to hug him, and last but not least, uwu). please take caution before watching Dan's old videos.
I'm getting Dan depression from rewatching Dan's old videos.
Some THE TRUTH made to get people to stop vaping.
THE TRUTH: Lets call a vape what it really is. A depression stick.