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they did surgery on a grape
they did surgery on a grape
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When you choose to avoid paying attention to other people's experiences with a situation because your personal experience sucked.
Zach: "I've decided not to look at any pictures on Facebook of people enjoying Halloween as I had a shitty and boring Halloween."
Renee:"I did that with the Rally to Restore Sanity. I'm "Sour Grapes"-ing the whole experience."
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When you attach four grapes to a cocktail stick and use them as anal beads, only to clench and juice them into a glass, creating the forbidden Ribena
Guy 1: "Dude did you get lucky with that Ryan guy last night?"
Guy 2: "Yeah, we watched some Chuck and tucked into a Mongolian Grape Drip afterwards!"
To make someone feel good by going over and beyond
Theirs this guy name jhonny and he always goes the extra mile for me, he really peels my grapes.
the best flavor in the whole fucking world like oh mygod i love it so frickin muchhh
guy: "hey, what's your favorite flavoring?"
absolutely awsome guy: "iartificial grape flavoring i fucking love it aaAAA"
Hey Jeff they did surgery on a grape
This means that you are going to rape the person you say this to
Guy: “ Imma grape you lil nigga!”
Kid: “NOOOOO MOMMY!!!”