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The Bat’s Breakfast is a masturbatory sex act performed by a man in which he hangs upside down like a bat, masturbates his penis until climax, and shoots the semen into his mouth.
Hey Hiroshi should we have an early lunch? I’m starving.
No thanks Trevor, I had a Bat’s Breakfast this morning. But you go ahead.
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How a lady's gash might look if it was bloody in the middle and hairy on the edges. Imagine stamping on a bat or the batman sign with red in the middle.
Tilda: How's the blob this month?
Beryl: Dunno love, not been down there for weeks, probably looks like a stamped bat by now.
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The act of masturbating while squatting but reaching for and massaging the penis from behind yourself. Hence Backwards Batting. Warning only experts should ever attempt this masturbation technique
Hey bro just got back from Smashing Rock just rubbed one out. Backwards Batting sure is fun.
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Ruining, destroying and fucking up everything.
A: I’m gonna blindly invest in stocks
B: Man, you are eating a bat
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Bats that live in space. No they dont wear helmets. No they dont breathe. No they dont eat space mice. No they r not space cats. Yes they eat space mosquitoes. Yes thousands die every year from space shuttles hitting them. Yes this is a serious cause. Yes we need to help them. No nothing is being done.
“Yo space bats are crazy!”
“I know right. Like how do they breathe?”
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A fish Bat is an obese woman that is a bitch.
Often referred to as fat bitches.
Ex. Broskie, check this "fish bat" out. Shes got some tig ol bitties
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