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An act where a male dips his moist testicles into a bucket of salt. The male then climbs up onto a cattle fence with his testicles free for all the world to see. He then proceeds to call over the cattle which have quite the liking for salt. Whilst the bovine is licking the man's testicles like a melting ice cream cone, the male proceeds to thrust his penis repeatedly into the nostril of the cow until climax.
Old man Smitha was always sure to have at least one sick cow with a runny nose to prevent chaffage during his daily performance of the farmer John salt lick.
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When someone in a third world country pleasures multiple homeless people under a bridge using a penis pump.
Some stupid hoopajoop decided he wanted to be a Costa Rican Hotdog Farmer and has a line of homeless people obstructing traffic for a mile to have his penis pump used on them.
A Home Grown Meme Farmer is when a individual makes any memes, and s/he carefully makes sure that the memes are well done. S/he later takes the memes and takes second looks at them to see if any errors are there, and if not.... The Home Grown Meme Farmer would pack and ship his/her memes and starts a new fresh baked batch...........
Jack: You know Ryan? That kid who sits at the computer?
Lada: Yeah..... He's a Home Grown Meme Farmer, makes batches for everyone.......
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Pronounciation: ass-rape-ing-monk-ee-farm-err
A word used to describe someone of very little intelligence who also has a habit of causing you annoyance by the retarded acts they choose to perform because of their small brain cells.
'Why must you always cause me prolems you ass raping monkey farmer!'
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When you fuck a girl in a field of mulch (near a farm) and you shove a small garden shovel up a girls ass and pour lemon juice down the hole. Then the guy has to drink everything that comes out of the hole and the girl has to take a shit.
I gave the fat chick a lemon lime farmer's surprise after i found out she liked shovels in her ass.
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The best insult EVER CREATED.
Spawned from The Secret Of Monkey Island, this insult is best used when lashed upon an unwitting fencing companion and/or pirate
"You fight like a dairy farmer!"
"How appropriate, you fight like a cow"
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I'm a Burnt Sweet potato farmer.
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