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the act of using your tongue to pleasure a males or females inner arse.
Bray: what did you last night with Sally?
Kolt: I was filling the gum ball machine.
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When your gum hurts making your tooth hurt like a chain reaction
I’m having a side gum tooth clink clang!
Gary: stop chewing gum with your mouth open, are you insane?!
David: what's the big deal? it doesn't hurt anyone.
Gary: its annoying af!
When someone talks so much everything that they talk is shit and they fuck their mother
“Hey bob” “yea” “shut your flappy gum ass mother fucker up”
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A person who is extremely clumsy, or who often is sporting bandages covering minor injuries, might be said to be incapable of "walking and chewing gum at the same time".
After the third time in one month that the new office assistant was electrocuted while trying to clear a paper jam in the office copier, the supervisor shook his head and asked the Personnel office to move the employee to another department with no machinery in it, as "this guy can't walk and chew gum at the same time".
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A beautiful, innocent little girl from Pennsylvania who loves to kill zombies and eat baked beans.
Damn, that peachy pie bubble gum blueberry girl sure is the greatest!
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Red and yellow make orange, Orange is geese no matter how far or near gums.