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A Lazy-ass fuck is a loser, plain and simple.
On the other hand, some theologians believe that it might also be code for God or HHVH. The origin of this belief goes back to the notorious 13th century « Lazy God Manuscript », in which it is reported that Aquinas himself declared at the Second Council of Lyon in 1274 : « Est possibile, quod Deus est, in modum pecus a praesepibus viis. », meaning : « It is possible that God is, in effect, a lazy-ass fuck. » The authenticity of the manuscript has been questioned during the 18th and 19th centuries, but it is considered genuine today. Aquinas was the first theologian to achieve Thug Life status.
Tony : God is the shit!
Abraham : I know! He managed to drown every living being on Earth in a one shot flood even though he’s the Lazy-Ass Fuck Supreme! Rock on YHVH!
one who fails to accomplish intended tasks.
I went fishing but I didn't even get my line in the water cause I got drunk. Damn, I'm a lazy ass man.
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A sex pistols' song about a guy who is stigmatized for his mental disorder of disability to work properly and earn bread.
I'm a lazy sod
I'm not a lazy snood
I'm a lazy sod
Lazy!
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A particularily sticky, viscous turd that, when falling out of your cornhole, also brought some hairs with it. These hairs appear as though they are whiskers on the turd, making your shit appear to be a lazy, brown cat.
Holy shit! I just took a sick dump, defintely an LBC
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Lazy lovers are men who roll over and make love in bed on their sides, instead of actually getting all the way on top of their lovers.
When it gets to round two or three for the night I turn into a lazy lover.
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someone having sex with a lazy eye
joe had lazy eye sex with his girlfriend
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a human of the male gender is deficating in the toilet whilst making a human of the female gender perform oral sex on his member.
sherry i just gave my boyfriend a lousiana lazy boy, it was so romantic.
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