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A man who lived amongst the albanian rebels in the war of 5079 BC, where robot super mutants were led by none other than the infamous Kenny fucking Powers. Matthew Humphries led his human duck people to peace on earth after 347 grueling years of gory battle. After the war was over Matthew S. Humphries returned to Valhalla for 7,073 years of feast and slumber. Some believe he will be reborn in the year of 1994 as a mortal, to save the earth and lead his human army against the perverse grasps of the astronaut llama invaders from pluto.
In the final battle of 5079 Matthew Humphries through a mechano-spear through Kenny Powers loveless heart.
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A toxic and thicc British kid who likes cats and has an apple juice addiction
Lmao ur such a Matthew you play Fortnite mobile!
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Amazing Minecraft youtuber also known as clutch. Also well known for his rocket league lets-plays. Subscribe today!
Hey guys it Matthew G here welcome back to MineCraft.
Faggiest faggot in the world. So gay that no one likes him. He “has a girlfriend” from another school. Straight up ass hole.
Don’t be a Matthew marty
Yooooo check out that Matthew Le over there. He do be lookin fresh tho.
I know it sounds weird. I know most people would laugh at me if I told them in real life. But there's just something so sexually arousing about the thought of being a McDonalds french fry.
Just picture it: being bathed in a pool of oil, causing your entire body to glisten and soften before being wrapped up closely between a selection of other hot, moist fries; a sexy, beautiful woman individually holding you and allowing you to enter her perfect mouth; being inside said beautiful woman's throat, then stomach, heating her up from the inside out with your McDonalds fry warmth.
Man...I'm not normal lol. but i don't care
Oh boy, adam matthews sure does love being gay and ginger and wants to be pegged with a french fry.