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Having sex in an underground mine, technically while at least a mile below the ground. Opposite of mile high club.
Rumor is it is that some of those rescued Chilean miners are now members of the exclusive mile below club.
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Measures the average fuel economy of motor vehicles, as in how far the vehicle goes before burning 1 gallon of fuel. AKA "mpg".
Cadillac Escalade's get about 16 miles per gallon. Yay.
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The ratio of the number of miles traveled to the number of gallons of gasoline burned. AKA... how many miles are left before your car dies
Mom, how many miles per gallon will this car get? I have to go for a short drive today.
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When you have a piss and go back to what your doing and need a to go to the toilet again
last night i had a piss before i went to sleep, got back in bed and needed a piss again! i think i got the green mile syndrome!
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A hypothetical club whose members have had sex with enough men that a line of penises of said men were arranged from end to end would stretch a mile. If the average human male penis is 6" this would account for, on average, 10,560 men. If a candidate were to include beasts of burden into their calculations the mile could be reached much faster.
My sister-in-law, despite getting a late start in life, is just slutty enough to be well on her way to becoming a member of the mile long club.
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An imaginary club people belong to that claim to have had sex in a jetairliner.
Melissa and Fred tried to join the mile high club but Freddy forgot his little blue pill.
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When a group of male participants rent out first-class on a 747 commercial aircraft, and have a scat orgy in the rented section of the plane.
So how was your vacation steve?
It was great, I joined the mile guy club!
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