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your mum's tits

Used when decsribing another's mother's mammary glands. Or cancers thereof. It is what it is. Briem.

A: You dropped your keys down the toilet.
B: your mum's tits.

A: Fuck it's cold out today.
B: Your mum's tits.
A: Who cares about my mum's tits? I'm just saying it's cold.
B: Your mum's tits are cold.

A: Your mum's tits.
B: Your mum's tits ... 's nipples.
A: Your mum's tits ... 's nipples. ... 's cancer.

by Donoxian MacGuigan October 25, 2007

13๐Ÿ‘ 5๐Ÿ‘Ž


Ur Mum Gay

It is the best roast in the land, it works in any situation and will leave the person your talking to speechless

Ben: yo brayden how are you
Brayden: ur mum gay

everyone: ROASTEDDDD!!
Ben: bro that was not necessary
Brayden: ur mum still gay

Ben: ur fat

Brayden: ur mum so fat its gay

by Dag... May 6, 2019

13๐Ÿ‘ 5๐Ÿ‘Ž


Fuck Your Mum

Basically meaning get to fuck.
A retaliation to being slagged off. Insults a person if they are being dickish. There is no comeback to that.

Person 1 - your majorly thick!
Person 2 - Fuck your mum!
Person 1 -......

by Erin Shearer November 10, 2009

30๐Ÿ‘ 17๐Ÿ‘Ž


ur mum gay

The most epic comeback ever. All 12 yr olds and 9 yr olds favourite. If someone says ur mum gay in an agreement you have lost. DO NOT TRY TO FIGHT ANYONE THAT SAYS THIS BECAUSE THEY ARE ATLEAST 6FT AND MASTERS AND GAYKWANDO. YOU WILL GET BEAT UP.

hey bro i heard u smashed my girl
ur mum gay
HOLY SHIT CALM DOWN BRO WE KNOW UR BIG

thats right
I'LL BACK OFF
I'll 1v1 u in fortnite
NO U DIDN'T JUST SAY THAT
yes I did
UR TOO SAVAGE I WIll BACK OFF, YOU CAN SMASH MY GIRL ANYTIME

by AttRAcTivENeighBOurHoOdStD April 21, 2020

6๐Ÿ‘ 1๐Ÿ‘Ž


Bank of Mum and Dad

The Bank of Mum and Dad:
n. Money acquired from one's parents that doesn't have to be repaid... or the borrower doesn't intend to repay even if they are supposed to.

Said in a smug way by the people who use the 'bank', as they think they've got free money from their parents.

However, the parents know it exists and use the phrase in an annoyed kind of way... Like they know that the BoMaD exists and that it isn't right, but they can't do anything about it.

The BBC programme of the same name showed that the BoMaD can last well into a person's 40s, provided their parents are still alive.

Person 1: "Hey man, you coming out tonight??"
Person 2: "Hmm I dunno, I've no bus money or money for drinks or money for a brand new and expensive outfit or money to spend on other people or money to pay the strippers with or money to buy fat cigars or money to get a limo home with..."
Person 1: "Bank of mum and dad, man!"
Person 2: "Oh yeah! You're on then!"

by gratedraindrop February 22, 2007

14๐Ÿ‘ 6๐Ÿ‘Ž


Your mum

My sexual lover/partner

I am sleeping with Your mum :)

by sweet and sour king kong balls September 22, 2011

1๐Ÿ‘ 4๐Ÿ‘Ž


ya mum's dead

The act of having ya mum dead.

Hey James, Ya mum's dead.

by El Stinko February 15, 2005

77๐Ÿ‘ 53๐Ÿ‘Ž