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Michael Franzese
Hey man! Have you heard of Michael Franzese?
Are you kidding? He’s the definition of a stand up guy!
Oh, my bad!
It’s ok. Fuggetaboutit!
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Whichever incredibly talented sportsman happens to be playing at number 10 for Mexico's Rugby Union Team. Also sometimes called a Mexican Fly-half or a Mexican Outside-half.
If Rodrigo keeps working on his kicking he could one day be a Mexican Stand-off!
Luis- I saw a great Mexican Stand-off on the TV yesterday.
Carlos - Really? Were you watching a Spaghetti Western or something?
Luis - No, I watching Mexico v Guatemala Rugby on pay per view...
Jonny Wilkinson is a great rugby player but even he doesn't have the one quality required to be a Mexican Stand-off. He isn't Mexican.
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When having sex the female turns out to be a sadomasicist, and begins beating herself about the face with her clinched fist.
dude, i was doing the dirty with this slut last night, and she cominced giving herself a standing 8 count.
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An act which involves defecating on one's self for sexual enjoyment. The subject will perform a hand stand and proceed to cover themselves in their own fecal matter. Whilst upside down, gravity will force the fecal substance to cover the body. A successful attempt is called an "Indian Hand Stand."
Dammit, Frank did an Indian Hand Stand again. Grab the steam cleaner!
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The name of the ECW reunion show ran by the WWE in June 2005.
On Sunday June the 12th of 2005 I had the best one night stand ever, ECW's One Night Stand. I didn't get an STD from that one night stand.
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When you hook up with a person, with hopes of having possible multiple night stands, and realize that you can only stand them for one night because the sex is just that bad. It's usually followed by feelings of frustration and disappointment because the night looked hopeful for you before you got naked.
That guy and I had a one night stand, the sex was horrible. I can't take anymore than one night with him.
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the person awake and standing after a long night of drinking and partying.
Cindy was the last person standing at Marisha's bachelorette party.
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