When you spike your hair up in a flat circle, resembling a turkey's tail.
Look at that kid's turkey hair!
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a.) unintentionally satisfying the ridiculous demands of single-issue group
b.) fulfilling an obligation to look like a good person to your friends or the majority while simultaneously becoming worshipped by enemies or an ass-backwards minority
a.) By pardoning the turkey, the President enraptured PETA.
b.) Steve pardoned the turkey when he accidentaly invited his alcoholic ex-girfriend to the New Years party.
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A sexual fetish where you are either tied or tie someone up naked, wrists to knees, and cook them like a turkey. Of course pre heated to 350ยฐ
Me: want to come over for dinner? I've had Jessica doing the Philadelphia turkey since yesterday.
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When home over the holidays, hooking up with old friends.
After gorging on a holiday feast, the most succulent thing afterwards is turkey tail
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verb used to describe when a man thrusts his penis into a very wet and juicy pussey.
I got to "carve the turkey" last night, then I went in for seconds!
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A woman's vagina. The female Labia.
Yeah I was eatin' that turkey quesadilla for hours last night! wooooo weeee
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Someone who likes to jibble jimmy wangs.
Bro that guy just tried to turkey jibble James.
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