A fancy gay man, about to go on a fantastical and epic journey.
Godspeed you fancy bastard!
Purveyor of the world's greatest web-site: Bangedup.com.
Yo, Bangedup.com's sick bastard is pope for hooking us up with those Paris Hilton money shots.
Basically the best insult ever, as popularized by Dane Cook.
You glass bastard... you glass bitch.
DON'T TOUCH ME YOU DRINK.
a complete bastard whom fathers many bastard children with his over-active man-goo contained within his ball sack "bastard balls"
"hey bastard balls fuck right off"
Someone who is completey oblivious to their actions, unaware of reactions and such.
Thanks for takin' a leak on that chicks sofa, you bastard-ass.
Someone who is always horny and is typically named Carlos. Usually are still virgins as well.
Carlos keeps on showing us pictures of girls from Instagram that he has a zero chance of getting. What a horny bastard !!