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sexiest person alive! i love you sammy!
"You know sammy squared?" "The one with two dads?" "yeah, i love that kid" "yeah heard he sings collide by howie day out of nowhere' "so he's still hot!"
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Porn that is running in the background of adult movie you are supposed to be watching. Also known as porn in porn, double porn, double xxx, and xxx-xxx.
Some dude: Hey Lee, did you see that guy bend that girl over and bang her in the ass.
Lee: Nah man! I missed it. I was watching the porn on the tv that guy had in his office as he was banging the first girl. Damn it! Why is the porn movie playing in the background of another movie always more interesting to me? I think i am addicted to porn squared.
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Someone (Person A) who, when in a public restroom, refuses to give a person sitting in the adjacent stall (Person B) a square of toilet paper when Person B has run out of toilet paper. No-square sparers typically take high risks, as there is always a chance that Person B could exit the stall at the same time as them and initiate an argument.
Person B: Hey, person in the other stall, could I have a square of toilet paper?
Person A: No, sorry.
Person B: You don't have any?
Person A: I have some, I just don't want to give any to you.
Person B: Please? Just one?
Person A: No.
Person B: Don't be a no-square sparer...just give me one! How hard is it?
Person A: **flushes and unlocks the stall**
Person B: (overhears the flushing and stall unlocking) F**K YOU, MAN! I'LL REMEMBER THIS SH*T!
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Describing a person as acting white and like a square
Person A: HEY WAIT A MINUTE SOMEONE FIXED THE BELLS SO THAT THEY DONT HAVE WHITE SQUARES!
Person B: You're a white square
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hellish situation multiplied by itself
a pipe burst and john's basement flooded, he had a nightmare squared!!
he got that little girl preg-o-not, then lost his job. he had a nightmare squared!!
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Using Foursquare to see who has checked into the venue you are at, and then looking around to try and find them.
Square Stalker: *shows friend picture from Foursquare profile on phone*
Normal Friend: What?
Square Stalker: This person is here. Do you see them anywhere?
Normal Friend: Dude stop square stalking, weirdo.
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The most amazing, fantabulous, intense game of all time. Involving 6 squares, a king queen jack etc sooo good!!
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