when people pull up chairs and play a game of monopoly a the scissor table
me and dad played pussy board while my mom and sister made us a scissor table
A form of Sexual Asphyxiation you go down on your partner (Head) while they stand in the shower and water runs along his or her penis and water (Boarding) you while you pleasure him or her.
"You pair are always at it! I didn't mean to walk in on you head boarding her last night"
"I heard you and your boyfriend in the shower last night."...." Yeah, I totally head boarded him, but he loved it".
a day in which boarding students are turned into strudel
person a (day student): oh wow, will you look at that, it's boarding student strudel day!
person b (boarding student): *panics* *runs away*
Shorts for men who want to show their knees and thighs, honestly it makes your penis look smaller and they look bad on everyone. It's emasculating for most people.
guy: yo he's wearing board shorts
guy 2: tiny penis coded.
A secret made up word that means “sex”.
Freya and Tyler played bangable board game.
Someone who seems to be possessed, and can not stop skateboarding for thier own good.
Ex. "John broke his leg yesterday, but i think he was trying to skate again today... wat a board slave."
Someone who spends so much time cruising the boards, that after making 10,000 posts, accidentally says something worthwhile.
"I HAVE 12,384 POSTS!! I are pwn Joo! I wonder why no one likes me?"
reply "Here's your sign, board monkey"