Two for one deal-do

When your wife gives you a prostate massage with a sausage and feeds it to you afterwards.

My wife asked me if I wanted a prostate massage with this huge slim Jim and when I’m finished she would feed it to me. It’s a two for one deal-do

deal-hunter

A person who searches for the lowest price of a product or a service (usually online) making use of discounts, promos or coupons. The common practice is that they buy stuff at an unusually low price for the product's worth, whether or not they actually require it.

The deal-hunter stacked up some coupons over the usual discount to buy the mobile phone for just 120 bucks.

I deal-hunted and bought a earphone for just 5$ - I've already got 2 such and dunno what I'm gonna do with this.