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Someone proclaiming to be straight, but shows multiple signs of being homosexual. Signs include, but are not limited to: Touching of the genitalia, dry humping, proclaiming that other guys are hott (then immediately saying they're not gay), and unusual physical and emotional attachment to the fanny buffer's straight male friends, rather than a spouse or lover. Derived from the words Fanny, regarding the anus loving nature of the Fanny Buffer, and Buffer, regarding the futile attempt to show one is not homosexual, although "all signs point to yes".
Tim: Dude, why does Sage keep touching you inappropriately in the scrotum? I thought he said he was straight?
James: He's a Fanny Buffer. I don't care if he's gay but he'd better come out of the closet soon...He's not fooling anyone.
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Sticky residue left after a good nights shagging, when tail paste is left to harden it causes the fanny lips to be temporarily stuck together like an old mans lips after a stroke.
" A woz up all neet like filin er flaps wi me fanny glue."
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can i please have a fanny wopper with some chips and a drink, biatch
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someone who is excessively obsessed with asses and or fannies henceforth chases and steals them at random
those damned fanny bandits almost got my ass pussy again!
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A fanny blaster is an individual with the ability to blast their fanny; known to scientists as the phenomenon of ejactualating large amounts of carbon dioxide into the atmosphere, contributing to global warming considerably.
Also used metephorically to describe someone of a gasey nature, i.e talks a load of shite.
policeman: we have a situation here, can't breathe
emergency services: calm down, whats the assesement?
policeman: we've got us a fanny blaster!
"greg, you complete and utter fanny blaster"
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