I laughed so hard, I choked on my spit!

What happens when you see/watch/do/hear something obscenely funny

Me- so, what did you think of my jokes?

Shawn B.- I laughed so hard, I choked on my spit!

Me- Wow, thanks!

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You've gotta laugh when you fall off your sofa

When someone has done something highly embarassing, but it is equally as hilarious. Has its origins in the British tv show, "I'm Alan Partridge".

A: Hey, John just ran into that big pole over there!
B: You've gotta laugh when you fall off your sofa!

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if you can make her laugh and giggle you can make that ass clap and jiggle

When you make a girl laugh all the time and you think shes hot

“Bro, you made her laugh”
“So what?”
“Its known that, If you can make her laugh and giggle you can make that ass clap and jiggle”

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low life scumbags that know very little in English communication and would rather watch the world laugh at the stupidity in their hands.

A 300lb dumbfuck who stays in their moms basement playing the Xbox 360 their mom gave them 8 years ago.
They often have no education, are illiterate and usually think arson = funny, it’s common for these type of discord moderators to watch underage Tik-Tok e-girls dancing.

See: pedophile

I would rant on the “see the world die in their hands” part but that would take too long. So…

See: gacha kid, roblox kid, dumbfuck

Person 3: Man I just heard Person 89 knows very little english

Person 10: You mean him and those low life scumbags that know very little in English communication and would rather watch the world laugh at the stupidity in their hands..? Yeah fuck them.

Person 3: Jesus don’t explain the entire FNAF lore just from that holy-

The laughing clown

When a girl lies flat on her stomach and you have sex with her. While thrusting her and just before you cum jam your fingers into her armpits and tickle her. She starts squirming and tenses up her vagina giving the ultimate squeeze for max pleasure. Well for the Male anyways lol

I pulled the laughing clown on last nights lucky winner

Carpenter’s Laugh

happens when you realize ya dicks so long you could quintuple knot it and still have anough to sell to the local pharmacy

Man 1 bro i think ive got carpenter’s laugh
Man 2 *dies*

slippery laugh

when your mate injures themselves and you can't hold in your laughter

'Jordan left out a slippery laugh as Chelsea ran into a wall by accident'