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Crap that’s thrown out a window during a road trip. Preferably whitish in color, does not necessarily have to be dairy.
Close the window else that road yogurt!
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The debris on the road from tractor trailer tires that fell apart.
Man, I hit some road licorice on I95 and scratched my whip!
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Road King: (Noun) - A individual who is so large, that when they pass you in a tight space, you must let them by first, because they are the king of the road by default.
Bill, the Road King, was so fat when he stepped on the scale it said, "To be continued."
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Those roadside plastic signs advertising dating sites, furniture sales, diets, and work-at-home scams.
They are the guerrilla marketing equivalent of e-mail spam.
From the vast amount of oil-based plastic used to make them, it is clear that the energy crisis is a scam.
Mutt: Check this out, ima be rich an' skinny in 30 days !
Jeff: Yeah yeah. I saw that road spam sign too:
EARN 6 FIGURES
LOSE WEIGHT
GET GIRLS
CALL 1-555-4LOSERS
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The act of ripping a bong while operating a motor vehicle or riding in a motor vehicle.
whats a good spot to post to take these bong rips?
Lets just cruise and take road rips.
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a term used to describe another driver (usually unknown) when a sudden, unspoken bond of camaraderie forms, usually attributable to a number of factors including, but not limited to:
-Simultaneously cutting off another driver that is clearly driving "too slow"
-The driver to your rear is also breaking the speed limit, but without following too closely in an attempt to pressure you to go faster
-Fair and equal participation in a bout of road rage aimed at another driver
"Dude, the guy behind us totally cut that lady off, too. Seems we've got ourselves a road ally. Godspeed, good sir!"
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To observe or think about someone else's driving with triumphant and often malicious satisfaction, gratification, or delight.
She looked at the other driver who was pulled over by the police and couldn't help but Road Gloat over how good a driver she was.
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