A slam boi is a person that really likes the genre slamming brutal death metal or slam. They are usually very obnoxious about their music taste and how much they think it is “better than Yours”. A slam boi usually wears cargo shorts, and thick dc shoes. It is also not uncommon that a slam boi skates. A slam boi practices his complete shit gurgle frog pig squeals in his bedroom at 3 am.
Bruh, you are a total slam boi
1) When the girl is so wet that the thrusting impact is so hard that the copulation can only be described as an orgasmic mixture of slammin uglies.
2) Slamming that piece of ass so hard that it causes queef sounds loud enough to be heard from a city block away.
3) Gettin boned like a skeleton
Did you see John? He was totally slam borkin Sally last night!
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The person you play video games with who has better internet
Playing Valorant with my slam-ping, can't wait to lose 4-0 again
The female equivalent of tea bag.
When Diana killed that sniper, she put down a mean Clam Slam on his forehead.
When a female is being rude and you want to give her and RKO to her vaginal region.
Thalia was pissing me off so i gave her a Clam Slam.
A group of four tiny childs who live in chaos and have decided to band together for ultimate world domination. They are also very, very, uh, interesting hobbies.
Person 1: Is casually walking down the street.
Person 2: Runs past in a Naruto headband followed by Person 3 in a cape
Person 3: YEEEEEET.
Person 1: Thinks: SLAM Squad. RuN.