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A Veriation of windows 98 without Dos.
An Abomination that even microsoft wont acknowledge exists.
Windows ME? what are you stupid?
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What is quickly becoming the most sampled line in pop music.
Originated in Lil' Jon's 2003 hit 'Get Low," this line has been sampled in at least one top 40 hit every year since then.
To the window, to the wall,
To the sweat drop down my balls
To all these bitches crawl
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Someone who goes to the mall or walks by several shops on a street only looking at what they can see in the window or through the window, using this alone to determine which places to go in.
Girl 1: Went to the mall yesterday.
Girl 2: Did you see anything?
Girl 1: Well I was really just a window browser but I didn't really go in anywhere.
Girl 2: Oh nothing good huh?
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When two people have a romantic talk at a window.
john climbed a tree just to get up to kira's room so they could Window Romance.
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The time period within which it is still reasonable to expect condolences for the death of a relative.
Dave: My uncle Pete died 5 years ago today.
Andy: Yeah, do you want to go to the pub tonight?
Dave: What the fuck, I just told you that my uncle Pete died.
Andy: Yeah, and?
Dave: Well, aren't you going to say "I'm sorry"?
Andy: Fuck that, 5 years is way outside the condolences window!
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An ignorant user who thinks that Windows is the best operating system in the world and has every single feature available to it despite many lacking features that are found on Apple's OS X and Linux. They are far greater in number than Apple fanboys and have far less knowledge of technology than general users of all 3 operating systems. They tend to reject facts brought to the table and will disregard the person presenting these facts as "Apple fanboys" despite saying both positive and negative things about the two big companies. They are very similar to social justice warriors and are typically also PC elitists.
In conclusion, do not waste your time with them. They know nothing about technology, feel they are superior, and will berate anyone who has even a basic understanding of computers.
*tech professional comments on technology forum*
ProUser2000: "I like to use a mix of Windows, Mac and Linux to make sure I get every feature I need. They all have their pros and cons and it's hard to choose just one. I don't understand how Apple and Windows fanboys can dedicate themselves to one side."
windowsfanboy101: "YOU'RE A FUCKING IDIOT WINDOWS IS SOOOOOOOO MUCH BETTER THAN MAC MAC IS SHIT AND YOU'RE A FUCKING FAGGOT FOR USING IT!!!!!!!!111!!!1!!!!! PC MASTER RACE!!!!!!!!! KYSKYSKYS"
*moderator69 has banned windowsfanboy101 for being a fuck boy*
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When you are having sex with someone in any position that has you behind your partner, ( doggystyle, anal, etc... ) Before you engage in intercourse, Face your partner to a window then start having sex in one of the previously mentioned positions. Then, tell her you need to use the bathroom really quick and not to move from her position so she will be ready when you get back, but instead have your friend come in and start having sex with her in previously said position. Then walk yourself outside in front of the window and start waving.
''Hey dude you wanna pull the window man on this chick i just met tonight at the club?''
''Hell yeah bro''
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