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I don't think

Do you really not think that or are you using the fact that I said "Women don't need a choice" and fabricating something entirely out of spite?

Hym "I don't think you're actually capable of thinking well."

by Hym Iam July 25, 2024


I think therefore, I am

The idea that you are only conscious that you exist, as you are conscious, everything else could be fake, and all a part of your own thoughts, an idea that you only are sure that you exist. Derived from Cogito ergo sum.

Person 1 - "Yo bro do you exist"
Philosopher- "I think therefore, I am"
Person 1 - "Huh?"
Philosopher - "As far as I'm aware, but by that philosophy, you will never know if anything but you exists :)"
Person 1 - "...oh"

by phil_lane July 3, 2024


clognitive thinking

Trying to think while confused.

Joe: hey Timmy you gonna bungee jump or not?
Timmy: I don't know I'm clognitive thinking about it.

by rastufus September 9, 2021


hmmmm trying to think of what to type

Trying to think of what to send to girlfriend

Guy 1: hmmmm trying to think of what to type.
Guy 1: Yo, what do I say to her?
Guy 2: nice boobs and butt?

by Cooper Vistad November 29, 2021


That's what you think

No that's LITERALLY it's (The cross) only symbolic significance. You're an idiot. The entire religion revolves around the story of you all killing a guy that YOU KNEW WAS INNOCENT, nailing him to some wood, and yada-yada now you're not culpable in your own wrongdoing from now until humanity goes extinct.

Idiota "That's what you think."

Hym "No. That IS what it is. It's a religious symbol. That's not an opinion. The cross IS that. It's, like, their entire thing. The WHOLE THING is 'Hey, we murdered a guy in an unjust-fashion but it's cool because not only is he the thing that decides what happens when you die BUT he's totally chill about it dawg.' And that's the difference between Christianity and Judaism. That's what the cross means as a symbol and LITERALLY nothing else."

by Hym Iam September 23, 2023


If you think about it

Something that welon for some reason says because its funny :)

"i mean if you think about it its true that the earth is flat"
- welon

by Auyen November 24, 2020


I think I missed an episode

| aɪ θɪŋk aɪ mɪst ən ˈɛpɪsəʊd|

A phrase often send in class but can be said anywhere which is meant to display complete confusion or misunderstanding of a topic or instruction.

Person 1: “ayo what? Guys I think I missed an episode, what’s going on?”
Person 2: “yeah you were ill last week right?”
Person 1: “yeah I did guess I kinda did miss an episode”

by British_Anon December 5, 2022