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Someone you are friends with on Facebook that only posts things that are negative on controversial topics but never posts anything on positive status updates. You can always count on them to get things heated.
You Facebook update says: This weather pattern is so weird. North Carolina getting more snow than Wisconsin???
Your Facebook wall sniper comment: Yeah, so much for that stupid Global Warming crap. Such a load.
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to be present to listen/see what goes on behind closed doors, that is, in a room closed to the media or other non-participants
1. I'd like to be a fly on the wall when that (distrusted) union steward is making deals with management all on his own
2. I'd like to be a fly on the wall when my ex and her lawyer are talking about our separation agreement
3. I'd like to be a fly on the wall of suite 401 of the Best Western when my ex is visiting her boyfriend who's up here on business
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The wall of pillows that a girl makes between her and her man because sometimes...dudes produce too much body heat to sleep.
I had to create a pillow wall last night, my man was sweating like crazy!
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It's a word fuck up. It's occurs when you are pist or taken by shock, and you mean to either say "fuck it all" or "what the fuck" but in your state of shock you actually say "fuck the wall" a bit of a combination. And then it becomes the phrase that your friends constantly remind you that you accidently muttered in your moment of shock.
Claudia: hey Liv, did you know it was Moms birthday yesterday...
Liv: "fuck the wall! are you for real?
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Origin: Former Kentucky basketball player who played for only one year and then bolted for the NBA. If it wasn't for the NBA age rule, he wouldn't have gone to Kentucky; he used them to gain national attention...aka "one and done."
-noun
1. A girl who shows interest in the first date and subsequently rejects further contact for no reason
2. A girl who takes time to hang out with you only because she needs attention and is not genuinely interested in seeing you
-verb
1. Standing up a date when plans were made beforehand
2. The act of feigning interest when there is none
Synonyms: Bloodsucker, Tease, Cold-hearted, Flaky, Succubus
Antonyms: Keeper, Honest person, Acie Law (girls who stick around)
-noun
1. Conversation between guy and girl:
Guy: I enjoyed our time together yesterday. Would you like to hang out tomorrow?
Girl: I would love to!
*Next day*
Guy: So, you ready to hang out?
Girl: I can't...I'm busy tonight.
Guy: You are such a John Wall.
-verb
1. Two guys talking to each other:
Guy 1: I know your first date went well, how'd the second go?
Guy 2: It didn't happen...she John Walled me.
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The act of mounting a pocket pussy in to a wall to thrust ones penis in to until ejaculation occurs.
Frankie: What the hell is up with all the baby lotion Alfonzo?
Alfonzo: I chapped my penis while fucking my pocket pussy all weekend.
Frankie: Can I Share?
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What is quickly becoming the most sampled line in pop music.
Originated in Lil' Jon's 2003 hit 'Get Low," this line has been sampled in at least one top 40 hit every year since then.
To the window, to the wall,
To the sweat drop down my balls
To all these bitches crawl
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