Lord Egg

The recipient of a large volume of crap (or "dog eggs")on their chest or face.

"I once met that *** ****** from that TV quiz program, and she asked me to play Lord Egg. I declined, but I was awoken at 3 in the morning to see her squatting over my chest and snipping off a length of bumrope"

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Easter Eggs

Easter Eggs are hidden links or files coded into software or websites.
In the end, they are useless gags that programmers include for fun.

Did you find the easter eggs in phantastyk.ca?
No, but I found the easter eggs in Adobe Photoshop 6.0.

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egg cream

verb; to ejaculate and vomit on someone simultaneously.

"Slow down," Ned said, "I'm going to egg cream!"

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easter-egg

An unexpected aspect of a video game that is often hard to find and is not an aspect of story line.

In Grand Theft Auto Vice City there is a specific ramp, where if you hit it just right on your motorcycle you go through a window in to a room containing an easter egg. In this case the easter-egg is a statue of an actual easter egg.

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Goose Egg

A large Lump left on forehead above eye after being hit.

"Damn did you see that big ole Goose egg on his head after he got hit?"

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You're an egg

Dan Glover - it means you're an idiot

Random Person - *Makes a stupid remark*
Dan - "Shut up, you're an egg!"

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b-eggs

A variation of the term "bullshit" or "b-s". b-eggs stands for bacon and eggs, which in place of bullshit, is both politicaly correct and not insulting to squimish retards and small children.

"Hey man, I just saw your World Religions mark. It's 26%!"
"Oh thats b-eggs!"

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