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Skittles

A TERRIBLE CANDY

Skittles are the WORST
From M and M

by DABA DABA DOO October 20, 2020


Skittles

And seriously...

Hym "What you're pissed about is me taking one skittle out of a bag of skittles, per bag of skittles. As opposed to fucking a retard at the beginning of every shift and again after the pills that prevent his dick from getting hard wear off, falsifying documents, showing up late every day because you have to stop to get condoms to fuck the retard, gaslighting, literal sexual harassment, implicating me in retard sex cult (because my awareness of the act makes me complicit), gender based discrimination regarding the enforcement of rules. But I'm a little lazy and like taking naps. He didn't even go without long enough for it to be out of his system. And for all I know the retard wasn't just trying to keep his dick hard. He could have been waiting to give her HIS skittles. You don't know. You don't care. THEY don't care. About any of it. THEY were perfectly willing to continue my employment. I was not. So what the fuck are you talking about?"

by Hym Iam April 06, 2023


Flabbergasted Skittles

When your scared as frick

Omg, when she jumped scared me, I was Flabbergasted Skittles!

by gibbymaller November 19, 2018


skittle-itus

where someone becomes seriously addicted to skittles and cannot help mentioning then in day to day conversations OR seeing rainbows or other multi-coloured items maks them instantly crave skittles.

meegan: Look over there a rainbow!
sabrina: OMG taste the rainboww...i really want some skittles right now
meegan: dude you have a serious case of skittle-itus

by Meegan E April 26, 2012


Hide the skittle

Game played by paedophiles to seduce underage children into sex.

Young Ryan was seduced by Coach V by playing the game hide the skittle.

by Axel2818 November 02, 2017


snot face skittle fart

Heavy consumption of skittles causes allergic reaction which causes heavy snot flow from the nose and you start to fart rainbows out your ass.

Whoa, did you see Tiffany last night? She had a major case of snot face skittle fart.

by Jeepin James July 06, 2017


gay skittle

A Beautiful creature that likes to love everyone and treat everyone differently but all in good ways

Omg he is such a gay skittle!๐Ÿ˜โค๏ธ๐Ÿ’›๐Ÿ’š๐Ÿ’™๐Ÿ’œ

by Ollie-liv January 19, 2017