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A flavor of Maruchan Ramen noodles that was discontinued in the early 2000's due to a "lack of sales" while other flavors that still collect dust on shelves to this day somehow stay in circulation
Bro 1: "Remember that ice cream you told me about? I was looking for it at the store and couldn't find it."
Bro 2: "Yeah, it's probably just out of stock. It's bomb af, so I'm not surprised."
Bro 1: "Naw bro. I mean like there wasn't even a spot for it on the shelves."
Bro 2: "ON MY LIFE DUDE. I swear, if those assholes pull some Tomato Ramen type shit, I'M GOING TO LOSE MY FUCKING MIND."
Bro 1: "Relax bro."
Bro 2: "GET FUCKED, PUSSY."
the true religion. Is in fortnite.
I believe in the tomato religion!
“Can I have a tomato” means can I drink your urine.
M: can I have a tomato
N: why do you wanna drink my urine you weirdo!
Max Di Tomato is an living tomato with face, arms and legs. It is also called SCP 9869 and if a person sees it, they will be cursed forever.
She never noticed Max Di Tomato was in her bag with the other tomatoes.
When you're ready to go down on a woman and you stick your head in the vagina while on her period.
"Bro, I slopped a tomato left right and center on my girl lastnight, it was amazing!"
Sloppy Tomato
Yo if tomato is a fruit that makes tomato sauce a smoothie!
Tomato Sauce is used when you are trapped in Uncle Ted’s basement and can’t get out. That’s all.
“Hey we are trapped! Good thing we have this tomato sauce!