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“Can I have a tomato” means can I drink your urine.
M: can I have a tomato
N: why do you wanna drink my urine you weirdo!
Max Di Tomato is an living tomato with face, arms and legs. It is also called SCP 9869 and if a person sees it, they will be cursed forever.
She never noticed Max Di Tomato was in her bag with the other tomatoes.
When you're ready to go down on a woman and you stick your head in the vagina while on her period.
"Bro, I slopped a tomato left right and center on my girl lastnight, it was amazing!"
Sloppy Tomato
Yo if tomato is a fruit that makes tomato sauce a smoothie!
Tomato Sauce is used when you are trapped in Uncle Ted’s basement and can’t get out. That’s all.
“Hey we are trapped! Good thing we have this tomato sauce!
The act of two persons, (a male/female, male/male, or female/female) performing a goatse and bashing their gaping behinds together.
"Last night my girlfriend and I made a Tomato Sandwich, I'm still sticky!"
Most disgusting food ever. Claims to be a fruit but is more like a FOOT! Once you eat a tomato you should be expecting to throw up for days
Son: mom could be have tomato’s for lunch!
Mom: NO YOU PICE OF SHIT!! TO YOU WANT TO THROW UP!! *beats son*