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The act of becoming "Tooled Up", in which the participator enters a semi-god status, and is invulnerable to fire, magic and all forms of physical pain. Tooling It Up is a very draining experience, and often the user must spend several hours recupriating after Tooling It Up.
To initiate the process of Tooling It Up, a person must raise his right fist above his head, and cry "TOOL IT UP!"
Warning: Do not Tool It Up unless you have eaten your breakfast, as it is a very draining experience
They were fighting a losing battle, until they cried "TOOL IT UP!" They then Tooled It Up and became demigods, which turned the tide of the battle
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A bar with a very poor male to female ratio.
Dude, lets go to another bar, this place is a fuckin tool shed.
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The act of men observing and admiring the use of fancy, expensive tools to build projects and fix problems in ways that the average man has no hope of accomplishing in real life. These are typically television programs or magazines where the porn is presented by experts to be appealing to an average schlub who does not possess the means to imitate them.
Did you watch {This Old House, Trucks!, etc.} yesterday? I love watching tool porn.
I take the tool catalog to the bathroom to be alone with my porn.
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1. one who appears to be hard and too cool for the rest when in reality most people in the group hate him.
2. time upon which the tool enters the room
syn: douchebag, outkast
"there's tool time tagging along with sarah again."
"look here's here... it's TT"
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n. Any recoding artist that uses hard-disc recording software to make up for lack of natural tallent.
When recording Jennifer Lopez's album we had to use Anteres auto-tune on her voice because she can't stay in key. What a fucking pro tool!
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a greenspoon
man I want a big cookie no the tool'll give it away
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1. One who lack a brain, and/or does not know how to use it properly.
2. One who should be diagnosed with having bipolar disorder. This person will be having a nice civil conversation one minute and the next they will snap and go insane. Everyone around should stay clear of this person because his P's know peeps and my G's know peeps.
Emample: Steve Narish
"Wow, this kid is a tool!"
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