moppy tricks

slamming large quantities of 100 proof alcohol

"we were over at justins yesterday doing moppy tricks"

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e-tricking

Using internet communities such as MySpace, Facebook, Black Planet, etc. to meet people for sex.

I was on the internet e-tricking with several men last night!

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Dick Trick

Noun, Verb
When a man uses his imagination or other means to manipulate his penis into doing something that is difficult for it.

"I had to close my eyes and dick trick that she was Ms. Jacobs, just so I could cum last night."

"I was watching this POV yesterday, and it totally dick tricked me into thinking I was fucking the girl."

"I dick tricked myself in class by thinking about my grandpa to get rid of my erection."

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Party trick

The act by which your friend steals your stuff while you're not looking and puts them in his pants in a horrible manner and you can only sit and watch.

*John takes Barry's car keys while John talks to Joe*

Barry: "Hey John"
John: "What?"
*Barry holds up keys*
Barry: "Party trick"
John: "Oh god..."

*Barry pushes the keys up one leg of his pants, into the crotch area, and then reaches up the other leg, pulls them out, and hands them back to John*

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Water Trick

After dropping some kids off at the pool, you try to use the least amount of toilet paper so you don't clog the toilet. First, you take your toilet paper, bend over to the sink while still ass down on the toilet, add water, then wipe. Wiping your ass becomes 78% more efficient, reducing both time and the amount of paper. It is both economical and fun!

Ed: Dude, I had diarrhea from eating 13 snack packs...
Jason: Damn, did you clog the toilet?
Ed: Nah.. I used the water trick!
Jason: Wurd.

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stomp that trick

"That trick" generally refers to some bullshit going on that must not be put up with any longer. In order to rid oneself of such annoyance, one needs to "stomp that trick."

Ted: I get the feeling my girlfriend is seeing other guys behind my back.
Friend: Fuck that, man! Stomp that trick!

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Trick-or-Treater

Greedy annoying kids who dedicate October 31st to looking ugly, and seeking out unnatural ways to destroy their teeth while also causing extreme annoyance to anyone with a civilised mind.

This common species of ape is known to become the likes of John Key or Bill English.

Halloween Nuisance Trick-or-Treater

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