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When you're forced to take a dump in a public restroom and you're just about to drop the bomb, when someone comes into the bathroom and tries to open the stall you're in! This cases the shit coming out your ass to suck back in and your meaty dump to be interrupted.
Man, I was taking a dump when this Turd Burgular came in and messed it up.
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1. A large feast consisting of nothing but freshly squeezed ass biscuits, normally served in a large bowl of water
2. Krissy
Michael lifed up the toilet seat to reveal his greatest creation... the mighty TURD BANQUET!!!
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To wear a thong and shit through it, splitting the turd into two pieces.
Every time laundry day rolls around, I can tell if my girlfriend has done any turd cutting or not.
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My gawd! The Joneses bought a new Cadillac and paid cash, but the color they picked out was turd brown.
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Slang term for a homosexual.
All the guys who got the bar named "the Flaming Penise" are turd tampers.
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A poop turd is merely a double noun... or adjective, depending on how you want to use the words. Regardless, a poop turd is someone who's a theif, pilferer, bugger, or shamus.
That filthy 'lil poop turd was stealin' my bagels!
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A pooper who does not realize that you are in the stall and tries to force the door open. This is one of the most shocking and vulnerable moments that can occur when taking a dump at work. If this occurs, remain in the stall until the Turd Burglar leaves. This way you will avoid all uncomfortable eye contact.
I was dropping a nasty deuce when the Turd Burglar jiggled the handle.
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