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Giving you advice, that you are incapable of doing yourself.
My computer doesn't work
Have you tried to "turn it off, then on again?"
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Someone (mostly women over the age of 40) who is terrified of making left hand turns when driving. To avoid this fear, they will completely map out an entire alternate route consisting of only right turns, even if this means turning a 5 minute drive into a 45 minute labyrinth of hell.
husband:, I found a shortcut to get to our house faster, just turn left at ther next set of lights"
wife:"i cant"
husband: "huh?"
wife:"left turns are dangerous"
husband sighs and sinks back in his seat"You are such a left turn-aphobe"
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When you place your hand on the back of a girl every so slightly and while making small talk, you slowly move your hand down to her ass, quickly cup her groin, come back around and gently poke her in the nose and say, "Boooop! DiOrio U-Turn"
I was at the bar when I saw this 22 year old ginger. I decided to use the signature diorio U-turn to see where the night took me.
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Making a u-turn on a tight street in three total turns.
While driving, and missing the spot you wanted...make a 3 point turn.
Forward turn, reverse and turn, forward turn to straight.
You now completed a 3 point turn
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When you start tickling someone and they completely over-react, and tickling them becomes very uncomfortable
Blake: I was tickling my little sister yesterday and she started making sex noises.
Michal: Wow, what a Tickle Turn Off
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For a large amount of people to pack out an event, or show beyond its seating capacity; typically refered to by performers or musical artist.
"Wherever our crew go, you should expect that we gonna turn the place out.
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Noun, used to describe something that is never used and simply takes up space, since the stereotypical Chinese person drives without using turn signals.
worker 1: "Jordan is so useless!"
worker 2: "I know man, talk about a chinese turn signal!"
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