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When Mark Spector from Sportsnet finds a dead racoon in the trash and fucks it.
Mark was out late last night waxing the hull, so he took the day off.
Paste for the grill. Often used for brushing the teeth but also useful in hiding nail holes in plaster.
Hey Ma, pick me up a forty and grill wax from the bodega.
A place where fingers are burned and tears may be shed.
“Did you hear? We have wax lab all day tomorrow, isn’t that exciting!” - Sarcasm.net
A term first coined by a high school teacher in Sacramento, CA
(n.)
1. Hair removal of the private/pubic area
2. Increased opening of vagina or anus due to libido
3. Booty call or thirstiness toward someone of the male gender
Patricia: Let's get down and dirty, Michael.
Michael: Did you just say waxing crevice?
Patricia: Yes, now let's sleep together.
Though this sounds like a lewd act, it is literally applying wax to a hummingbird, typically in the form of a stone or synthetic tile mozaic.
My brother's coming to visit so I'm working up a sweat waxing the hummingbird.
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Giving your significant other some sexual healing
Sorry im late for the meeting, me and Brenda were up all night waxing the earhole.
He had a cranky case of severe schlong itch so he remembered he'd better be wax your straddle to get relief