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The morning after a huge smoke session where you wake up after sleeping for twelve hours and feel groggy and lazy. The sheets are extra warm and theres really no point in getting out of bed. This is a bad thing if you have work or school the next day
Me and my bros bryan and drew smoked a one ounce blunt. I went to bed and woke up twelve hours later, and had slept through work. What a terrible weed hangover!
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A vegan.
Why would you buy a $200 Weed Eater man? Just use one of the organic, living ones. Sure, it will complain about having it's ears pulled like a starter cord, but they will still get up the weeds just as good as a gas powered Weed Eater.
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One who smokes canabis exclusively, abstaining from all other drugs.
Heroin makes you a loser, coke makes you an asshole, crack is just plain dumb. I'm afraid of acid, I hate liquor and I'm morally opposed to pills. I'm a weed fascist, and I love you.
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The perceived length of time at which one actual minute passes in the visceral world of someone under the influence of THC. Most commonly, "weed time" constitutes a multiplicatively extended period from reality to visceral perception, e.g. 5 minutes seems more like 10-20 minutes (i.e. 5 real minutes equal 10-20 weed minutes).
"Hey, Benjarvis! How long till we reach our destination of 'Burger King?'"
"Well see, Ermelinda, it'll probably be about 10 more minutes. But since we are high on 'THC,' the perceived amount of time will most likely be far greater than that - say, half an hour in 'weed minutes,' as they are called."
"Oh, cinnamon and gravy!"
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Really bad marijuana that actually looks like dirt. Bad mexican swag.
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Dank Hydroponic bud with green and red haired fluffy nugs. An eighty twenty indoca to sativa blend that gives a great active high. Similar to Orange Crush.
"Nigga let me hit that Grinch weed"
"Where the grinch at? I need my fix"
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1. noun: a person who is with weed like a jew is with money.
2. noun: a device that extends the life of weed ex. a vaporizer
everyone seems to be a weed jew in these bad economic times
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