Wet Linen

An indiscriminate reference to a female that is wet and has very wet panties or a male that has managed to nut himself in his own underwear.

I’m so horny right now. I’m squirming in my own wet linen.

I was tugging my slug thru my pants in class and the next thing I know I roped my own pants now I’m sticky with wet linen.

Wet Firing

Rapidly expelled, short bursts, of wet sounding (and sometimes actually leaky wet) gas that typically occurs immediately upon sitting on the toilet and prior to a full, explosive bowel release.

I don’t know who was in that stall this morning but all I heard was a belt buckle, a pants drop and a whole series of wet firing.

I ate way to much chili during the playoff game. I spent half the night trotting to the shitter and wet firing round after round.

wet snowball

During intercourse, when a male ejaculates into his hand then throws it into his partner’s face

“How did your date with Cindy go last night?”
“Not great. She wouldn’t talk to me after I gave her a wet snowball”

wet sink

Wet sink is used to describe a twat

You're a wet sink

Wet Wench

When in contact with a womans moist vagina. Penetrate the wet area using your index or whatever finger preferred. Then insert the moist finger into the unexpected companions ear.

Oh you think that dutch oven was funny get a load of my wet wench.

Wet Flounder

When you try to have sex with a girl but your dick is so sweaty and floppy that it keeps popping out

"Dude, what happened with you and that chick last night?"
"I wet floundered the whole thing man..."

Boobie Wets

When a lady puts on a shirt over a wet bathing suit top, and the water soaked through. Boobie Wets.

Amber is on first date at the beach, and she’s enjoying swimming with her man. Back up on the beach for lunch, she throws on a T-shirt. Amber gets boobie wets. How embarrassing!